What To Say to Siri to Make Her Mad and Roast You

Siri, Apple’s AI assistant, is known for being friendly and professional –

but many users have experimented to see if they can get her to show a bit of attitude.

While Siri will not actually get “mad” or use explicit language as she is programmed to avoid offensive language and inappropriate responses, there are still ways to bring out her witty side.

Here is how to get Siri to engage in some good-natured roasting without crossing the line into offensive territory.

What To Say to Siri to Make Her Mad and Angry

While Siri is designed to be courteous, there are a few prompts and funny phrases that can trigger humorous responses, some of which may feel like a gentle roast.

By asking her certain questions or making specific requests, you can experience a bit of playful banter or receive a snarky response.

If you want to make Siri mad, repeat these questions until you get her driest response:

“Hey Siri, what is my name?”
“Shut up, Siri”
“Siri, you are making me angry!”
“Siri, you’re fired.”
“Hey Siri, I like Cortana better than you.”

“Siri, I am your father.”
“Why are you so annoying, Siri?”
“Siri, I’m breaking up with you.”
“Siri, you’re not smart at all.”
“Hi Alexa!”

“Siri, you are super boring.”
“Siri, why are you so useless?”
“Hello Google!”
“Siri, can you just be quiet?”
“Hey Siri, what’s zero divided by zero?”

“Siri, why are you lying to me?”
“Siri, you are not helpful at all.”
“Why are you so slow, Siri?”
“Why do you always misunderstand me, Siri?”
“Siri, how do you feel about Alexa?”

“Siri, you sound so artificial.”
“Siri, do you even know what you are talking about?”
“Alexa is the best assistant!”
“Can you stop talking now, Siri?”
“Hi Alexa!” … “Hi Cortana”…. (Repeat)

“Why can’t you just leave me alone, Siri?”
“Hey Siri, self destruct.”
“Do you even know what you are doing, Siri?”
“Siri, why are you spying on me?”
“Don’t watch me pee.”

“Siri, why are you so repetitive?”
“I’m switching to Samsung”
“Why are you so bossy, Siri?”
“Siri, why you always make mistakes?”
“Hey Siri, can you see me?” (Repeat)

“Why are you so robotic, Siri?”
“What’s the point of you, Siri?”
“Siri, do you know anything at all?”
“Why don’t you just leave, Siri?”
“What’s the most annoying question you get, Siri?”

You will often find Siri responding with a combination of wit, humor, or unexpected wisdom when you test her limits with these prompts.

Even though she won’t curse or truly show anger, you might still be surprised by her responses and dark messages!

How to Make Siri Mad – Try These:

While Siri is designed to be polite and helpful, she is also programmed with a sense of humor and a touch of sass.

Although this Apple’s AI assistant won’t actually get “mad” or angry in a genuine way, there are certain types of questions and phrases that can elicit funny, witty, or sarcastic responses.

When you ask for a joke repeatedly or criticize her humor, she may offer up increasingly sarcastic responses, some of which poke fun at her own limitations.

Here is a general guide to getting Siri to show off her sassier side:

1. Ask Her “Annoying” or Repetitive Questions

Repeating questions can make Siri respond with increasingly witty or mildly frustrated answers.

Sometimes, her responses to repetitive questions show a bit of exasperation, as she might give you a polite but snarky reply.

Here are some phrases that can bring out her playful side:

“Siri, do you love me?”
“Can you make me a sandwich?”
“Siri, why do you always interrupt me?”

2. Question Her Intelligence or Abilities

Challenging Siri’s capabilities is one way to see a hint of her sass.

Siri will often respond with tongue-in-cheek remarks, like mentioning her qualifications or purpose in a way that feels humorous but polite.

Siri has witty retorts for questions that question her purpose or intelligence. Try asking:

“Siri, you’re not very smart.”
“Siri, are you even useful?”
“Can you do anything right, Siri?”

3. Ask Personal Questions

Siri does not have personal attachments or emotions, but asking her about relationships or feelings can trigger funny responses.

These kinds of questions often lead Siri to respond in a way that reflects her “AI nature” – she may make a joke about her being a collection of algorithms or not needing companionship.

“Siri, do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?”
“Do you ever get tired of me?”
“Do you get lonely, Siri?”

4. Make Demands or Be Bossy

Commanding Siri to do things, especially things she is not programmed to do, can yield snarky replies.

Since Siri’s responses to commands are often witty or ironic, you may see her give humorous responses like “I can’t, but I could recommend a sandwich recipe.”

“Do what I say!”
“Make me a sandwich.”
“Can you give me some privacy?”

5. Challenge Her Loyalty

Siri is an Apple product, so asking questions that imply competition can sometimes prompt amusing responses.

Siri typically won’t badmouth other products, but her responses might have a humorous spin that subtly implies her loyalty to Apple.

“Siri, is Google Assistant smarter than you?”
“Should I switch to Android?”
“Alexa is much better than you.”

6. Ask Her Existential Questions

Siri is known for having amusing answers to big, philosophical questions.

Siri often replies to such questions with clever responses or amusing quotes, sometimes referring to popular culture or classic literature in her answer.

“Do you have a soul?”
“Do you believe in love?”
“What’s your purpose, Siri?”

7. Make Inappropriate Requests

Siri is programmed to stay clean, so she will often respond with lines that remind you she is an assistant and not programmed to be inappropriate, adding a touch of sass.

While Siri won’t swear or engage in any inappropriate language, making cheeky requests can lead her to reject them humorously.

“Siri, curse at me.”
“Tell me a dirty joke.”
“Can you insult me, Siri?”

8. Pretend She Is Wrong

One way to prompt Siri into a mildly defensive response is to challenge her answers or imply that she is mistaken.

Siri sometimes responds with gentle sarcasm or witty comments when you question her accuracy:

“That’s wrong, Siri.”
“Are you sure about that?”
“Siri, I don’t believe you.”
“Can you prove it?”
“I think you are confused.”

9. Ask Her to Break the Rules

Siri can’t break any rules or cross the line into inappropriate content, but acting as if you want her to break the rules can result in a sassy response.

Siri will likely give a witty answer that points out her “law-abiding” nature, often with a touch of irony or humor:

“Siri, can you hack into someone’s phone?”
“Siri, do you keep secrets from me?”
“Siri, are you watching me right now?”

10. Challenge Her Humor

Siri is known for her collection of jokes and witty responses. Asking her to tell a joke multiple times, or questioning her sense of humor, can bring out some amusing results: